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JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it f***s up the bow REALLY bad, those b****es are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you **** your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -


TAGS: jimin cricket dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
This is great RL. So very depressing.
Rick69 - February 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Cheers, RL. . . Just go ahead & shatter my dreams. . . Thank5 XD


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: iwo jima memorial marines
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 12:58 am
Actually, turns out that's a false rumor that's been around for a long time.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


Jim Morrison -




JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


TONIGHT'S SPECIALS -


TAGS: h** pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* h** POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.


JIM CANTORE - despises "clear and calm" summer days




JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GTFO

Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


HULK MISS KERMIT - It Not Easy Being Green All By Hulk's Self...


TAGS: frogs jim henson hulk
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Zed

Zed - December 9, 2009, 1:49 am
Danke, Random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:46 am
Stuff like this makes up for it though
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:17 am
5 Smashing Hulks FTW
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 12:19 am
God dammit, I simply miss the Muppets. 5ls Zed.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Thanks, guys.
doofenshmirtz - November 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Trashheap you couldn't have said it better 5L's all the way
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 9:12 pm
Superior because of simplicity! 5Lions
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:06 pm
Beautiful! I love it!!!


COOLNESS - You May be cool, But you will never be JimmyHendrixsittinonapanheadspringer cool...


TAGS: jimmy
Rating: 4.08/5

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MPsniper - December 22, 2012, 8:45 am
jimmy was AIRBORNE. HooaH


SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm
nope


YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -




JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome


TAGS: jimmy rock guitar
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - May 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Ok I understand thanks fellas
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:42 pm

no need to worry. I just liked The Who, Stones & Joplin better
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
You worry me sometimes, rerun. Led Zep rules.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:31 pm
love Led Zep, 2nd albun I ever bought was LZ 4, but I'll speak for face, lots of guitar hero posters in a row, more tribute than funny
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm

canot stand them
doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
If you don't mind me asking. Don't you like Led Zepplin?
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 3:10 pm
change your tune doubet


JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!


TAGS: jim henson muppets
Rating: 3.29/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:05 pm
easy tiger, I was thinking he dieed years ago as well.
Shara - May 31, 2009, 3:48 am
No...it's called an homage or a dedication...dumbass.


THE END - Too soon.....way too soon.


TAGS: jim morrison the end
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

sickartist - March 14, 2010, 10:53 am
5 "Amen" L's


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


Easter By Jim Gaffigan -




USA VS EUROPE -




JIMMY! STOP!! - The lens cap is on


TAGS: jimmy
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Doug

GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 11:17 am
LOL 5L


CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane




The Jim -




WISDOM -


TAGS: jimi hendrix
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 12, 2012, 10:13 am
……..and then there was Greeny
Greeny - September 12, 2012, 7:11 am
yum, squirrel...


GRAPEFRUIT - A healthy nutritious start to anyone's day


TAGS: jimmy cagney
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

colt45103 - August 31, 2010, 3:34 pm
It's not spousal abuse with one in your hand


STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy




KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Skankerboy

Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




HOW MANY TIMES... - HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH JEFF GORDON...NOT YOU JIMMY, DAMN!




HAVE YOU -


TAGS: jimi
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
thats amsome


SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?




PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!


TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own d*** business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!


SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.




JIM - He knows how to handle the bullshit !!


TAGS: jim cause xzibits full of ****
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 5:09 am
It's nice to see some people admit that we all have a different sense of what is and what isn't funny.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 2:09 pm

not funny to me either, but Hasbunmb likes it. Different sense of humor.
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
Maybe I'm missing the funny. To me this has been done to death, and had better be flippin original as hell for a giggle. Am I missing it?
Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'll admit, I laughed my a** off =o)
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:09 am
LMFAO!


TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.


TAGS: jimmy the old school timmy
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Anonymous2 - June 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Wait, nobody move. I lost my bottle of cyanide pills I got from the CIA. They're in a bottle labeled laughter.


I'M ON FIRE...I'M ON FIRE! - Lord help me Baby Jesus...




SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!! - If Macho Man Randy Savage says it's good enough for him, it must be good enough to catch rat's too..


TAGS: slim jim rat
Rating: 2.63/5

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HAD A 3RD WORLD GIRL IN MUZEO - With A Pistol In Each Hand She Always Kept Me Covered As We Moved From Land To Land




Say Cheese -


TAGS: classic rerun jim morrison pose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:15 pm

at this point in my life, hair is good.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:19 pm

Only if it's braided, Priss!~
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
5LOL...in my case does leg hair count?


PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.




Time Is Money -


TAGS: jim croce time money
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:12 am
Thanks rerun!
rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:16 pm

Nice take on a classic song


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'... - They hatin'...




THE MOTIFAKE EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: not to be confused with jimi hendrix
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:18 pm
Yeah, about 2/3rds of mine. Lol.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 9:21 pm
Don't we all?
Haarakkon - December 18, 2009, 8:39 pm
I've a few I wish the "upload" b***on had failed on...
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2009, 11:44 am
Haar, the browse b***on doesn't work. I dunno why


JIM MORRISON WANTS YOU - To go out on the wrestling mat and kick some ass.


TAGS: jim morrison doors wrestling
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by chucksr1

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
What's the connection with wrestling?


90'S GRUNGE -


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


PLANET OF THE APES VI -


TAGS: planet apes iwo jima motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by ronsart

asfreeman - November 5, 2009, 3:02 pm
grandma????
culos - November 5, 2009, 5:11 am
Why post a picture of George Walker Bush again? He had his fair share of attention when he was president, leave him alone already!


USAGI YOJIMBO - When Rabbits Can Kill You It's Time To Give Up The Game


TAGS: usagi yojimbo will kill your ass
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

ICEMAN - January 22, 2010, 11:54 am
All you need to do is use the "Holy Hand Grenade"


OH MY GOD - I think I made LEGO Jimmy Buffet




GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real a**hole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


COACH MIKE GUNDY -




THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris


TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by RnR

firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm
The f*** the person below me... no, f*** everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
f*** the person below me for being totally a*** about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am
f*** the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics


"I Remember being a lookout -


TAGS: brian wiliams iwo jima
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

theyuk - February 13, 2015, 7:06 pm
The pilot light in my furnace just went out, because THAT POST CONTAINS ALL THE BURN THIS UNIVERSE CAN SUPPORT!
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Finally punishing someone for lying about Iraq! How long until accountability reaches Cheney and co.?
lgvernon - February 11, 2015, 12:33 pm

Yes, he's clearly not a multi-tasker. It gets easier to lie once you've been successful a couple of times, so if this has been a career-long pattern, the truth will out. I'm inclined to believe this began once he became a 'figure'. Dumdum DUM. And sad.
mizzdizz - February 11, 2015, 6:23 am
Tnx, Swampy! If he wanted to experience Katrina in all her gory glory, it was a 15 minute walk from where he was at. He could have had the story he faked with a minimum of effort. Well done. 5L
Bandit5906 - February 10, 2015, 9:39 pm
"Good reporter?" Maybe "bad liar?"
GaryO - February 10, 2015, 7:27 pm
This...is....spectacular!
lgvernon - February 10, 2015, 12:18 pm

This is so funny, and so sad. What a way for a good reporter to go out. Completely destroyed any credibility he once had.


Designer Shoes -




Dammit Jim -


TAGS: star trek dammit jim shallow bay shall obey motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 6:55 am
LOL! That's GREAT, Silvy! 5L! ROTFL!


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